hello! welcome, come in, come in…yeah you can just throw your jacket on the floor, no problem…yeah no worries everything else is on the floor anyway…you can just leave your shoes there if you don't mind...cup of tea for you?
also: if you're really cool and wanna tag me in things, tag "excuseztoi" rather than "excusez-toi", because my actual url tag doesn't work. (why? we just don't know.)